Need a Necromancy Spell/Potion for Old Death Blog!

Ok, it's been like 2 years from my last post.... so.... we'll see... you know... if any of the spell or potion will work...

Potion:
1. Comitting juice (need weeks maybe months to brew it, but it will make me write at least one post every week.... sort of...)
2. Fun Acid Lollypop (a sour candy to sweeten a bad things happens in my life, nagging about it sarcastically in my post)
3.Remembrance liquor (write it to make some memories linger longer)

Spell:
1. Exciting Go Writting (this spell will make me write anything exciting happens in life)
2. Practice Make Perfect (don't confuse it with Practice McDull spell please)